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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:51
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?
Still no good
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
So they tried
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Can you write a short story with a twist ending?
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
No way
What is the meaning of "ero" in Japanese?
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...